Kalika-Shai

She said, "Have you read the paper today?" He said, "Yes." She said, "And?" He said, "What do you mean and?" She said, "You have nothing to say?" He said, "About what?" She said, "The paper!" He said, "Am I supposed to have something to say?" She said, "Well, I thought you might have an opinion." He said, "On what?" She said, "The paper!" He said, "No shit, which part of the paper is what I'm asking." She said, "Oh...well...I..." He said, "You don't even know." She said, "I"m just trying to strike up conversation..." He said, "Why would you do it that way?" She said, "Because I thought we could talk about something we're both informed on." He